Rebecca and I are amazing people when we're on Omegle (and in real life).

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: 24 m

You: cool. 18/f/Johto.

You: I like long walks near pewter city, riding bareback on my lapras, and taking care of my seven meowths.

Stranger: kool u got a pic

You: http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/d/d8/Lyra.png

You: Here's me.

You: It's a bad picture.

You: lol I look fat

Stranger: tats not u

You: No, that is. What do you think?

You: heheee

Stranger: ur ok

Stranger: send me A sexi 1

You: Just ok!? Way to my self esteem. I lost to Brock and now you think I'm ok?

Stranger: ur hot

You: And Red left me for Nurse Joy! That horrible cunt.

You: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGn_71MBifcQjR04LE2KWps5ozfZk6_8DjCCGE7pjyLBGJt0BVjg

You: Sexy enough for ya?

Stranger: im hard now

You: Hard as an Onix?

Stranger: send it here

You: Wanna see my meowth?

You: It's just begging to be pet.

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